11/9/2022 0 Comments Idubbz grabbee![]() ![]() There was roughly $70 USD in my bank account which was ‘spending money’ from my parents. It was then that I remembered that I was basically broke. This alarm clock was a portal to lucullian lifestyle I knew I was destined for. But things were going to change after I bought this alarm clock oh boy you could bet your bottom dollar. This was my ticket out of here I thought. ![]() Gazing upon all the tiny pixels within the clock like a king at his balcony taking stock of his kingdom I clutched the alarm clock tight like a ticket to Willy Wonker’s Chocolate Factory. I picked one up and discreetly caressed the glossy outer layer that only alarm clocks being sold at the MOMA gift shop for well over $70 possess. They were smooth and sophisticated little cubes with LEDs that lit up when you clicked your fingers, telling me the time in a way I’d never been afforded the luxury of experiencing. In the gift shop at the MOMA in New York I browsed the stylish and minimal alarm clocks. The Last Journal For Someone To Take The Edge Off ANDY WAR HOLE I have put all the episodes on YouTube. I have decided though on this date, the 21st of Feb 2019, that I will no longer be doing any more of these podcasts and I will no longer be posting anything on this blog. So bizarre and scary that occasionally I think we all need a little something, or perhaps someone *aggressive sarcastic wink* to take the edge off. The intended goal was for me to talk to someone I thought might have some practical advice in relation to those topics that me and the listeners could use in our daily lives because I don’t know about you but I find this whole ‘existence’ thing pretty fucking bizarre and pretty fucking scary. The conversations were based loosely upon the very marketable and uplifting concepts of death and existential dread. This blog was first created to link my podcast Someone To Take The Edge Off, a podcast I started based on the startling original idea of 2 people (me and another person) sitting down and talking absolute trash for long periods of time with almost no prior planning or editing. ![]()
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